#[Song for the Hero of Time || Headcanons]

[aracariwren]

A bunch of doodles of some Miitopia default/promo Miis and a lot of flowers because I love them so much,,,

[m-for-now]

Headcanon that Leo has the song "Honey, i'm good" in his distraction working playlist and whenever it comes on, he refers to Festus as the "somebody at home" when that line comes on and him and Festus just have a nice little time enjoying a silly little song

[bobzora]

school is making me miserable so here's a doodle sheet of akechi truths. hope this helps

[hyaciiintho]

⍤ : What does your muse’s voice sound like? Is it light? High pitched? Scratchy? Deep? For Time!

📱 : Does your muse prefer calling or texting? For Mercy <3

♨ : Does your muse have good table manners? How do they feel about bad table manners? And for Hank, the old grump <33

Random Headcanon Meme | ✿

🌸｡*ﾟ+. Link Link's voice has a light tone to it with a bit of grit chasing the sound just far enough away at the edges that it doesn't keep it from sounding soft. He has a good vocal range, so a lot of the times he can be speaking soft with a deeper tone, only for excitement to kick in and it going like... a whole octave higher pfft~ Also, I had always likened Nathan Sharp's voice to how I would hear Link (specifically Nate's singing voice), though it's a shame Link can't hold a note when singing :'D

🌸｡*ﾟ+. Mercy She prefers texting by miles, if only because she can hold her responses hostage if the person isn't getting to the point of the message and tries dancing around a topic. Written communication is precise and to the point, otherwise she doesn't bother with it all. People who know her know not to drag out a conversation via text, because they'll eventually reach a point where they send a message and will never get one back unless they say what is needed to be said and carry on with their day. She's a busy woman, after all !! She has important things to do in her day!

🌸｡*ﾟ+. Hank While he's not the worst by far, Hank isn't exactly the poster child for prim and proper table manners. He likes sitting comfortably, which means well, letting the boys breathe some air, ya feel me? Legs? Wide open. Elbows? On table. Food? Thoroughly enjoyed however he sees fit. Though the table may not be a mess and he would certainly make sure he himself isn't a mess, he's not exactly going to make his presence any less known just because it's some fancy dinner outing. They invited him out to the place. You get what you get. The only extra step of consideration he would take is to not burp aloud. You're welcome, I guess.

[uneasedregrets]

On the Specter of Korok Forest

The following are records of a phenomenon reported over the millennia in the northern reaches of Hyrule, specifically surrounding the Great Hyrule Forest. Reports seem to indicate that a ghostly figure wearing ancient armor often appears within the confines of the forest, appearing but rarely interacting with the living. Some stories speak of the specter protecting those who get lost in the woods from monsters, but these are outliers. Some folklorists connect this specter to another folktale, that of the Golden Wolf of the Great Forest.

It should also be noted that both the specter's and the wolf's appearances line up fairly close with the recovered journals of the Hero of Twilight and the reigning queen during the Twilight Crisis, some millennia ago. Skeptics have used this point of similarity to dismiss it as the common folk desiring to see something unique and interesting, so they make themselves believe a broken branch in the distance was the Hero's Shade.

The first record of their being a shade within the Great Hyrule Forest emerges during the second founding of Hyrule by the zonai king Rauru. There were multiple reports from the common folk that there was some type of ghostly demon that walked through the forest; reports that Rauru and his Hylian queen, Sonia, took very seriously. They entered the forest no fewer than five times and, while they did find demons to seal within shrines of light, the reports of the ghost kept coming back every few years.

Strangely, it was before Hyrule's second founding that the sightings of the golden wolf took place, though these stories state the wolf could be seen anywhere from Zora's Domain to Koholit Island. Much like the Specter of Korok Forest, the wolf was never caught on camera and those who attempted to approach caused the wolf to disappear. Some folktales from around this time (which survive to this day thanks in large part to the Gerudo folklorist Ouranu) speak of how those with pure hearts, such as children, could approach these beings and be led to some treasure or another, though the details of what one must do to be rewarded with this treasure vary wildly from story to story.

In times of conflict, it is said that the Specter will emerge from the depths of the Great Hyrule Forest and fight against the forces of evil. There are several eyewitness accounts of this happening, though photographic evidence is spotty at best. During the Second Imprisoning War against Ganondorf, it is said that the Specter singlehandedly protected an entire fort filled with civilians and wounded soldiers. When the battle was over, it disappeared before anyone could approach. During the Second Great Calamity, it was reported as taking down several dozen guardians so people could safely escape. Those two accounts are the most solid evidence we have that the Specter is not a mere folktale, though many questions still remain. Who was the Specter in life? Why does it persist after death? Can anything be done to allow its tortured soul to pass on?

The most intriguing part (to this researcher, at least) is the unparalleled swordsmanship the Specter is supposed to have. In the folktales it is common that those who can impress the Specter will be given special training that takes their ability with their weapon of choice to a level unseen before. In the accounts of it fighting monsters, the specter is able to hold off an entire army with only a few weapons: a goron sized sword, a bow, bombs, and strange bombs that move in a jagged line for several feet or until touching something with its rodent-like nose, upon which it explodes.

This furthers the connection to the mythical Hero's Shade from the Era of Twilight. It was he that taught the chosen hero from that time his numerous combat techniques. According to legend, the Hero's Shade would appear to that hero as a golden wolf to guide him to special areas where he could be taught the sword techniques that would go on to kill the mythical Ganondorf- something that even the mythical Hero of Time could not achieve.

There are rumors that our hero, Link, was trained by the Specter of Korok Forest. His impeccable swordsmanship must have come from somewhere, and everyone knows of the hero's connection to the Korok Forest; the same forest that lends itself to the Specter.

[ofglories]

Taliesin has watched many heroes grow and live their lives throughout history. But the ones he helped raise and so considers his children can be counted on one hand.

Branwen, daughter of Llyr and sister to Bran, and Yvain of the Lion, son of Uriens, are the two he thinks of the most fondly. His son and daughter. His little cub and dear songbird. Branwen’s death was what made him forego living among mortals for centuries until Uriens captured him. And Yvain’s death was what pushed him to leave the mortal realm entirely, though via death or simply finding a Gate is a mystery he won’t answer.

[with-my-calamitous-love]

if you love me right then who knows? ✧.*

bnha various x pop star! reader

ya! pro-hero characters (teacher! izuku for his section), a little nsfw but mostly cute/fluff headcanons, as always please read responsibly🤍 i love you ms carpenter

song (album, technically): short n’ sweet

KATSUKI BAKUGOU

- katsuki at the height of his career, may possibly be the most famous person in the country. men and women alike adore him, and its rare he can go out without cameras in his face and people asking for autographs. he, of course, doesn’t filter any of his annoyance. his pr team works overtime for him. he’s learned that being famous is fickle and fleeting. he’s made up his mind that if the world only gives him 15 minutes, he’d light it up so bright no one could forget it. its who he is ˗ˏˋ ´ˎ˗

- he’s already very popular. so when the news of pro-hero dynamite and rising star [y/n] [l/n] had allegedly begun seeing each other? they freak out. 

- he doesn’t bother to hide it, anyway. you meet at some fancy gala. you’re both there for publicity, and by the time you run into him, he’s ready to go home. but there’s something about your voice, the way everyone seems to adore you, that reels him in. somehow, he finds himself in your good graces, and now he’s thought of you every night since then.

- before you, he’d only listen to hard rock, and was kind of an asshole about it. that doesn’t change, but now when he hits shuffle one of your glittery girly songs will play. and yes, he listens all the way through. ꕥ

- theres video compilations of him bringing you up during interviews. its second nature to him, being wrapped around your finger. but he’s also quick to bite anyone who even thinks of talking bad about you. he’s yours, and wants the whole world to know it. he’d never admit this, but he’s scared of messing up. he doesn’t want to give you reasons to him, or to be a motherfucker that embarrasses you. if he can help out, he never wants to be the reason for your next breakup album.

- he’s your biggest supporter. he often gets fed up with the paparazzi and their invasiveness, especially when all he wants to do is watch his partner perform. however, he has a soft spot for your fans, the ones who have supported you and gotten you all the love you deserve. he claims friendship bracelets and hats are dumb but doesn’t hesitate to receive bracelets your fans make at concerts. most of the time, its brightly coloured beads with song lyrics or little inside jokes from your fandom. he once got a bracelet that was dynamite-themed and he keeps it on his dresser. he loves being accepted by you and the people that love you.

- he has 100 reasons to be cocky, and the fact that theres songs you’ve written about him is one of them. you’re out here singing about good bed chem and making tongue paintings and everyone knows he’s what inspired it. makes sense when you look at him.

- oh, and speaking of concerts? he can’t be there every time- hero work is demanding- but for you? he’s flexible. watching you perform makes his entire week. he’ll watch from the wings, nodding along with the beat, his heart swelling when he hears you belt and hold the note. the best part is what the audience doesn’t get to see- him catching you as you run to him, kissing your head and spinning you around, telling you how proud he is.

“i’m glad you made it.” you gleam, almost forgetting to turn your mic off so no one else gets to hear. he wipes a little sweat off your head, almost a little envious at how good you can look after a 2 hour show.

“of course, idiot.” he smirks. “wouldn’t miss it for anything.”

- that night, he gives you 8 inches and 3 new song ideas ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

SHOUTO TODOROKI

- fun fact: shouto is voted most handsome pro-hero of the year, right after hawks ᢉ𐭩

- despite his massive popularity, he’s the most private on this list. he knows what its like to have to smile for the cameras, to keep things looking neat and pretty, all for an act. so as much as possible, he tries to keep the good in his life to himself. he’s never seen an ugly truth that couldn’t be bent into something that looks better.

- he worries he’s making it hard for you to love him. you’re always patient, saying you can take it, that you also want something very private. but god, do you make it hard for him. even when the rumours of your relationship swirl, he’s tempted to just come out and confirm it so he doesn’t have to feel the uncertainty.

- all of his worries wash away, however, when he hears lyrics about him. it makes his heart ache, even when it’s something simple, that you want him to miss you or want him to think of you when he holds someone else (not that he’d be holding anyone other than you). people can speculate who you’re writing about, but its little gift to him that he’s privy to it.

- he will not miss a single award show with you. because you two are so private, the fans go crazy or even small interactions between you two. theres grainy footage of you two talking and holding hands with everyone crashing out in the comment section (😭)

- his siblings loveeeeee your music. them, living more normal, less famous lives, have the privilege of seeing your concerts without being bothered or questioned. fuyumi streams your album’s religiously and drags natsuo and his girlfriend along as well. you tossed her a guitarl pick once and she hasn’t emotionally recovered from it, let alone the fact that her little brother is dating you ৻ꪆ

- he takes it as a blessing everyday that he gets to see your process. he specifically loves creating album covers with you. you asked him if, hypothetically, he wanted to be on the cover for the deluxe version and he blanked out. you have to remind him that he’s literally the entire package, that he fits perfectly, and that you can’t resist that face of his, and that you both arrive at the same time.

- like katsuki, he also enjoys attending your concerts. he happily embraces you, knowing that while the audience got you for an entire show, he gets to have you for as long as you’ll love him. he makes sure to hold you on his right side in case you’re overheating from the performance.

“here, let me grab these for you.” he says, helping you undo your performance outfits, unzipping the chunky glitters and fluorescent fabrics. he thinks that there isn’t a single colour that looks bad on you, but can’t imagine what its like to wear these for hours at a time.

“thanks, shouto.” you hum happily, already looking at the tweets.

[randomfan1]: guys i swear i saw shouto at [y/n]’s show tonight

IZUKU MIDORIYA

- unlike the other two on this list, he’s not famous. he’s spent a few years now teaching, and its a job he’s learned to love. its humble, and quiet, but he can’t help but feel like some part of it is missing. he started to entertain the idea that he’d end this life alone.

- he meets you at a party. you’re a friend of a friend, and he still can’t believe that he has a real, breathing famous singer in front of him. not only that, but you notice him in a room of other celebrities. he was bound to fall for you the moment your eyes made contact.

- much like shouto, he keeps it private. even if he did, he wouldn’t have very many people to tell. his friends were the reason he even met you. his mom adores you. who does that leave, his students? he’s humble, even when he’s dating the most gorgeous and talented person to ever breathe.

- he loves being in the studio with you. it started out with just little sessions, kissing while talking, watching you tune your guitar and play little notes on your piano. then he became the first person to hear your demos and rough drafts. now? he has song writing credits in your newest album ❤︎₊ ⊹

- his ideas give you so much more than just butterflies. he has this way of finishing your sentences, knowing and feeling the exact vision you had for a piece. every now and then, he’ll flick through your notebook and find verses that sound awfully familiar. he wonders if he’s the guy who’s “jacked and kind” and who “talks sweet when you’re doing bad things.” he won’t say anything at first, but he’ll nestle his head between your legs and give you more things to write about.

- he’s an empath. he knows how exhausting it is sometimes, having all your moves watched and studies and scrutinized. he sees you always acting, always trying to be beautiful, and it kills him that its such a natural part of fame. for that reason, he makes sure his apartment is a safe house for you, and that his bed is a secret oasis. he’d do anything for you. ❦.

- he attends when he has the time, standing in the crowd alongside your other fans. he always feels a rush to his cheeks when he hears you belting those lines, knowing their for him. its a secret he loves having, and one that he’d love to talk about when you’re ready. he always puts you first.

“stuck?” he asks, wrapping his arm around you, watching you as you tap your pen against the paper.

“yeah, i keep thinking of you instead of the song.” you groan, laying your head back on his bicep. he just laughs.

“i thought i inspired you?” he kisses your cheek. while normally nervous around others, you bring out the side of that’s comfortable teasing and playing with you.

“you do inspire me.” you smile. “but its not helping right now.”

he cups your face in his calloused, lips ghosting over yours. “maybe i need to give you better ideas, then.” he says, before kissing you deeply.

“yeah, maybe.”

[coralbae]

masterlist

smau

nsfw denoted by *

are you kitten me? part 1, part 2

hunger games au

you've been flashed! *

when the river runs red...

oh snap! *

is that me? *

what’s your problem?

bedroom mishaps *

i could be a better boyfriend than him!

bring protection! *

hotel room service *

angel baby *

another time, maybe *

music to my ears *

scammer alert!

daddy’s home!

3d is better than 2d! *

screw him!

nailed it! *

read it and weep! *

have you ever tried this one? *

choose your fighter! *

drunk ink love *

kiss me kiss me kiss me!

is this goodbye?

is this outfit too much? *

got hair? don’t care! *

miss possessive

think twice! *

a new contender? *

from me, to you

just give me them babies! *

dead ringer

you drink it just like water *

i need a hero!

we went to war

is this time the end?, can we find love again?

come on baby let me see! *

what's got you so blue? *

don't worry baby

can't you be more? *

mr sandman

good riddance *

do it yourself! *

oops, wrong number!

neighbours know my name *

misguided

end of the world

please pay me no mind, wonder if he's judging me like i am right now *, and if it all ended tomorrow, if the sun refused to shine, if the moon went dark tonight

eyes up here! *

what are you waffling about? *

copycats *

let's break the internet! *

tatt's what i like *

treading carefully *

sideswiped

academic water guns

opposite

i care but i don’t

wet n wild *

that should be me

everyone’s afraid of something

see you later

there's no load that i can't hold *

love you like a love song *

it's better when i have some help from my baby *

you should trademark your face

you drive me crazy

i'm not wasting my feelings on you, tell me i'm not in the blue

need some better days

take your pic(k)! *

written

road trips with the jjk men *

arguing with gojo

rambles/headcanons

robotics!nerdjo *

[bitchface24-7]

Masterlist

Created: 01/13/2025

Updated: 03/21/2025

🔞 - Smut, 👀 - Suggestive, ☁️- Fluff,

😢- Angst

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Jayvik x Reader

Thank God for Jayce Talis - 👀

Thank God for Jayce Talis PT 2 - ☁️

Smash - 👀

My Heros - ☁️

We Already Make Three - ☁️😢

Malicious Compliance - 🔞

Pleasant Compliance ^PT2 - ☁️🔞

The Realm's Delight - 👀

My Muses - ☁️

Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned - 🔞

Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned PT 2 - 🔞

Order Up! - 👀

The Harbinger of Chaos - 😢x2 ☁️

Green Eyed - 👀☁️

The One’s That Got Away - 😢☁️

Their Little Song Bird - ☁️

Beauty Is Subjective - ☁️😢👀

Showered in Love - ☁️

Black Cats and Their Golden Retriever - ☁️

We’re Here For You - ☁️

It’s Time to Choose - 😢

The Choice is no Longer Yours ^PT2 - ☁️😢

All Nighter - ☁️

Waiting For You… - 😢

Oops… - ☁️

Oops We Did It Again! - ☁️

We’re Here For You - ☁️

Haters Gonna Hate - 😢☁️👀

Your Special Day - ☁️

A Small Change - ☁️

The Way to a Mans Heart - ☁️

Hidden Genius - ☁️

Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing - 🔞

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Viktor x Reader

The Seductive Professor Viktor - 👀🔞

The Seductive Professor Viktor PT 2 - 👀🔞

Coyote Ugly - 🔞

This Sucks… - ☁️

Psst Psst Psst - 😢☁️

Beautiful Boy - ☁️ (PLATONIC! You’re his bio mum in this, but there’s Jayvik. I had no idea where to put this 😭)

Are You Sure About That? - 🔞

Succubus - 👀

Succubus PT2 - 🔞

4AM Uncertainty - 😢☁️

He's a What?! - 👀

His Concubine(S) - 👀☁️

You Belong To Me - 👀

Do I Like This? No. Maybe…? Yes! - 🔞

My Loves - ☁️👀

Euphoria in Dysphoria (FTM R) - ☁️

The Perverted Gentleman - 👀

Your Fallen Angel - 😢☁️🔞

The Last Hope - 😢👀

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Jayce x Reader

The Gorgeous Professor Talis - 👀🔞

I Like the Beard... - 👀😢

I'm Right Here, See? - ☁️😢

This Sucks… - ☁️

Sugar & Spice - 🔞

I Am Yours (You Are Mine) - 👀

Daddy’s Home - ☁️🔞

Burns - ☁️

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Caitlyn x Reader

The Lovely Rebound - 😢☁️🔞

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Silco x Reader

Your Dad’s Kinda Hot… - 👀

His Kinks - 👀🔞

The Queen of Zaun - 🔞😢

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Skyvik x Reader

I've Got Two Hands For A Reason - 😢🔞

He’s a Man, Use it Against Him - 🔞

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HEADCANONS

Accidentally Turning Them On - Viktor, Jayce, Steb, Vander, Silco, and Ekko - 🔞

[pomefioredove]

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ green is the color of envy (and poison)

type of post: fic characters: neige, vil additional info: romantic, reader is gender neutral, reader is yuu, vague possessiveness maybe angst idk, oooh drama author's note: I wanted a break from headcanons and had this strange urge to do a character study for neige. here I am, writing this at midnight

Neige Leblanche does not hate Vil Schoenheit.

The thought had not even occurred to him.

In fact, if you had even asked as much, his wide, doe-like eyes would fill with pretty tears, and he would ask you, in a trembling voice, if you really thought of him so cruelly.

Neige Leblanche did not hate anyone. On the contrary, he had so much love, it practically overflowed from him, touching the ground at his feet and imprinting itself on everything he held.

He was, for all intents and purposes, a vision of loveliness, a sunrise, morning dew on the petal of a white lily. He would have gladly, if you asked him, plucked each star out of the sky for you, written you a thousand songs, laid himself at your feet in adoration.

He was cupid, a chubby-faced, blushing cherub.

He had been content, for a time. Happy, even, with his little life, the family and career he had built with his own two hands, though you wouldn't know it from their softness.

Then, there was you.

You. You. The magicless prefect of Night Raven College. An otherworldly being. A hero.

You. So kindhearted, always gentle with the first years and animals. So polite, with him and his friends. So brave, facing danger and coming out unscathed. Your hope and gratefulness despite your circumstances reminded him, in a way, of himself.

There was no other explanation for it. You were sent for him.

Neige had simply never been so sure of anything. It felt right. It felt perfect. You were the one he'd been waiting for. You were his.

After the VDC, he couldn't stop thinking about you. You! You were perfect for him, his soulmate, and he didn't need to know you to know that. He'd never felt like this before, after all. It must be love.

You feel it too, don't you?

Limb by limb, he sews together a ragdoll of you in his mind. Something simple. Soft. Beautiful. Something for his thoughts to play with. He gives you a sword, one day, and he makes you a knight. He dresses you in the finest of silks, and he makes you a noble. He pushes up the corners of your sewn-together mouth, and he makes you smile back at him.

You're kind. You're brave. You're loving. You're loyal. You're chivalrous. You're anything he could want or need, anything at all, because you're his.

Why would fate lead him to someone who wasn't already perfect?

And, oh, how he wants to pick you flowers. Neige will make you breakfast in bed, and sing for you. Everyone loves him; and he loves everyone. But it isn't enough. You're his soulmate. Don't you know?

Why do you keep looking at each other like that.

You're so friendly, just like Neige, always so eager to please. Right? That's what it is. Right?

There could be no other reason for you and Vil Schoenheit to look at each other like that. As if you know something that Neige doesn't. As if you're having a conversation with only your eyes. What is that? What does it mean?

Why does he feel so comfortable touching you?

A hand on the small of your back, an arm around your waist. He corrects your posture with both hands on your shoulders. He taps your thigh when you're distracted. He holds your face in both palms to scold you for smudging the eyeliner he had so tediously put on you before coming here...

Why do you smile at him when he lectures you? Why does he smile back?

This strange, dizzying feeling, this tightness in Neige's chest, this unwelcomed weight, can't just be confusion.

He can only lie to himself for so long.

You feel it, too... don't you? Don't you get butterflies when you look at him? Don't you feel dizzy? Don't you think of him?

Vil murmurs something in your ear with a sly smile, and you laugh.

And you haven't even looked at Neige once yet. The thought makes him clench his fists under the table.

As this new, painful weight settles in his stomach, a dizzying thought sits with it.

Neige Leblanche is jealous.

Of Vil Schoenheit.

[ridingtorohan]

Generic Headcanons for the Tulpar Crew!

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Curly can't bowl. Absolutely can not. As coordinated as he is, this sport is absolutely not under his forte. Somehow, he gets all strikes or only one pin down.

Used to have a bubble blowing pipe as a kid. Still collects bubble blowers but doesn't really use them.

Sentimental in that he doesn't throw gifts away, even if he knows he won't use them. Has them neatly packed away in boxes

His hair is usually slightly frizzy and brushed on trips but back at home, he does the full oil, scrunch, curl routine, resulting in amazing curls

Prefers vanilla ice cream

Diagnosed insomniac. Sleeps like the dead when he does actually sleep; his heart rate slows down a lot so he actually scared a few roommates in the past

Hairy chest

Usually wears two shirts. After the crash, he's far more sensitive to temperature changes and bundles up, even if it's sweltering outside

Has a nasty scar on his knee from when he tripped as a kid. Didn't get stitches but probably should've

Listens to a mix of rock and foreign music, even when he doesn't know what they're saying

Wanted to be an astronaut but settled for becoming a pilot

Curly was an only child to a single mother. She had a serious disease that had him taking care of them both at a young age. He used the insurance money to become a pilot. She really believed in his dream.

Slightly colorblind (mixes up yellow and green) but by the time he's an adult he's able to tell the shades apart, so it didn't affect his pilot's course

Really enjoys raisin toast and cheese whiz.

A little forgetful. Usually keeps a notepad in his pocket or his keys on a long string

Can imitate accents really well, especially Southern drawls

Has English ancestry

Secretly terrified of the concept of the immortal snail

Daisuke sings horribly, but in such a charismatic way that somehow gets everyone joining in.

Does very bad puppetry, usually with socks. However, he's surprisingly good at miming.

He likes to draw!

He alternates between being the absolute boss at video games vs scoring almost nothing.

However! He's the absolute king at dance dance revolution and guitar hero.

Can't sit still for puzzles but surprisingly has a lot of fun with games like candy crush (and is really good at it)

Likes lemon hard candies

Pours whipped cream on anything. Bread? Whipped cream. Coffee? Whipped cream. Swansea had to kick that habit out of him

On that note: sweet tooth

Drools in his sleep and has the worst bedhead known to man

Has three sisters, all older and with set careers. He loves them a lot, despite feeling inadequate sometimes. He also has two moms!

Can't hold his liquor BUT surprisingly can never get drunk off of cold medicine

Watches a lot of thrillers, action and romcoms. Is always captivated by them (and cries a little when the couple gets together)

Quotes Mean Girls a lot

Was definitely a Disney kid. Belts into Lion King songs all the time (Swansea wants to strangle him)

Listens to screamo when he's tinkering with machines (usually with cars or where he can't readily change the songs)

Otherwise has a playlist that has songs from every genre. Never skips any of them.

Believes in sasquatch. Vehemently.

Tends to have bad luck with electronics, usually sparking himself somehow. His electronics usually have a lot of scuff marks and dented corners but surprisingly no cracked screens

Fluent in Spanish and passing in at least three other languages

Knows beauty routines better than most people do (including social media infleuncers)

Either has flawless skin or has a strict routine to prevent breakouts.

Definitely had a crush on Marty McFly poster in his bedroom. Still does.

Jimmy is, surprisingly, a good writer. He usually drops them only a few chapters in, but they're captivating and really enriched

Taps his foot a lot

Scrunches up his face when he's concentrating, often comically so

Absolutely hates black coffee but refuses to drink any other.

Says he hates the song that's playing but 9/10 he'll be nodding along to it. Absolutely despises Swansea and Anya's playlists

If the person he hates likes a song/movie/snack, he'll absolutely hate it. Even if he loved it before.

Sleeps with his arms crossed and head tipped back

Knows a lot about a bit of everything but in a weird way. Such as how to replace a car radio but not how to hot wire a car

Acts like the "tsundere" trope where he's mean if he likes someone

Prefers uniform clothing and goes for simple button ups otherwise

Somehow always finds himself at the receiving end of gossip. He knows all the tea but doesn't care enough to share it

Crazy skilled at board games, especially strategy and Monopoly. May or may not cheat. The absolute biggest sore loser

Mint or rocky road is his go-to ice cream snack. eats ice cream cones from the bottom up

Really good at visual puzzle solving. ("How many cubes are there?", mazes, etc)

Plays guitar and does it well. Favourite song to play is probably Country Roads

Hates the song Pumped Up Kicks. The school he used to go to before meeting Curly had way too many incidents to be comfortable.

Somehow, he does really well at baking those fancy deserts. Souffles, creme brulees, macarons, caramel, you name it. Probably would have made it as a chef somewhere

Always packs light and never keeps anything. Doesn't even have cards to the stores he frequents a lot.

Usually has a lighter or one of those "7 tools in 1" tool in his pocket.

Gets super bored with horror and nature documentaries. A fan of thriller and action though.

Somehow winds up with 57 pens in his drawers. He's never sure where they come from.

Likes to keep his facial hair short or with a shadow. It makes him feel unkempt if he goes longer.

He's more of a hands-on kind of guy, preferring to be outside in the fresh air instead of reading a book or watching TV.

Salted pretzels are his go-to snack.

Anya wears contacts (based on the soundtrack cover art)

Licks her finger before turning a page of the book and dog-ears to bookmark it

Always has ink smudges on her fingers. She never knows how it gets there

Twirls pens when she's lost in thought

She has a neutral resting face, so when she smiles or frowns, it crinkles a bit but you can always tell it's genuine

Never keeps her hair short; it always leaves her itchy. Closest she'll get is chin length

She's definitely a homebody

She doesn't often like switching hobbies but when she does, she focuses all her attention on it. However, it takes her a really long time to master it, leaving her discouraged.

Had difficulties in school.

All her books are filled with highlighted passages and writings in the margin

Tummy sleeper with her face smooshed in a pillow

Sleepwalks in a horrifying way. She'll stand at the foot of the bed and say cryptic things like, "He knows you're here" before walking away. Doesn't remember it the next day.

Prefers tea over coffee and dark chocolate

Doesn't really care for ice cream but likes freezies and Gelato

Prefers dogs over cats and loves labradors, even though she doesn't have the energy for them

Never could stomach the smell of puke or fecal matter

Doesn't know how to swim

Absolutely burns in the sun, no matter how much sun screen she uses.

She drives with audio books on, or while she's studying. Constant interruptions stress her out

Knows how to play the flute!

Has a few Russian lullabies memorized and knows the translations for them, though she doesn't know much Russian otherwise.

Mother died young, so it was her and her dad for a long time. She never felt like she lived up to his expectations.

Really close to her cousin growing up, who acted like an older sister to her.

Somehow, knows all the obscure lore about haunted locations and folklore. While she believes in ghosts, she doesn't believe in other entities.

Never swears. It's just not who she is.

Anya listens to a lot of indie and instrumental music.

She once had a pet parakeet named Timothy but gave it to her cousin when she tried to study for med school.

She has a music box, gifted to her by her mother before her passing. It's one of her prized possessions. Anya plays it before sleeping.

She likes to watch silent movies, black and white, and those that relate to her experiences in life.

Audrey Hepbern is consequently her favourite actress.

While most of her books are educational or self-help, she owns a few classics like Moby Dick and Pride & Prejudice.

Swansea knows how to crochet

He's a GOD at gambling. Everyone is sure that he's cheating, but it's honestly a lot of skill

While he doesn't know any other languages, he knows enough basic phrases to navigate in most foreign countries.

Very old in his ways (men must be gentlemen type thing) but progressive in others

Doesn't vote

Annoyed when Daisuke arrived in his floral shirt. Not because Daisuke skirted past the full uniform but because Swansea owns a lot of them (and oddly enough, many that match with Daisuke). So he never gets out of uniform

Can fall asleep anywhere

He's the fastest typer out of the Tulpar crew, second only to Daisuke

Still uses a Nokia phone though

Listens to podcasts or radio stations, but if he ever sits down for TV, it's usually dramas (think, SVU or Young & The Restless). Gets super invested in the soap dramas, even if he swears he doesn't or otherwise. He knows everyone's names and backstories off hand.

Gets grumpy if you turn off the show he's watching.

Tried growing a beard once. Never again

Keeps photos of his entire family in his wallet. Mother? There. Wife? There. Kids? There. His dentist? Somehow, there.

Never went to AA. He doesn't exactly deter people from drinking, but he'll outright shove people in chairs and take their car keys if they're too drunk to drive

Owns a really beat-up sports car. The upkeep is horrible, but it's what he got in the divorce, and he won't trade it for anything. Let Daisuke drive it exactly once (1)

Took wrestling and boxing in his youth! He gives a mean right hook. He still has the arm muscles from it

Absolutely cannot stand sticky, tacky items. Hates the feel of gum on his hands. Okay with chewing it.

Very efficient at multitasking! Even if it looks like he's focused on something, he notices things from his peripheral vision asap. Also weirdly attuned to Daisuke and just knows when he's grabbing something that he shouldn't

Scary good intuition about people.

Absolute king at barbecuing. Steak is his favourite food, especially accompanied with beer (he misses those days), roasted mini potatoes and garlic vegetables.

Makes the meanest stew and soup you've ever known. Throws the absolute wildest ingredients into the pot, but it comes out miraculous every time.

Adds salt and pepper to his meal anytime anyone else is cooking. Even if it was adequately seasoned

Knows how to ride a horse!

His part of the city isn't the best (high crime rate), but all the kids know his name and go to him whenever they need to escape from home or a warm meal. He doesn't know why they're so drawn to him, but something about Swansea makes them feel secure. It's put him in the good graces of the not-so-good folk and he's left well enough alone by them.

Definitely owns a shotgun and probably had to fend thieves away from his home prior to that though.

Definitely has Irish and Scottish ancestry. Maybe a bit of German.

[miley1442111]

criminal minds masterlist :)

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aaron hotchner

the problem with arguing

you and aaron run into some trouble at home, what happens when you're taken by an unsub?

breaking rules mr.hotchner? (part 2) better than ok

what happens when you and aaron are left after work alone? (and) surely he'll visit you in hospital, right?

unfair unfair part 2

my take on: season 3 episode 20- Lo-fi

i don’t even know you anymore part 1 part2

aaron is there for you after you spencer break up, romance ensues.

motherly instincts

aaron's overbearing mother makes a comment about your postpartum body, he doesn't react well.

slowly

aaron is there for you during the one of the most difficult times of your life.

fix it | fix it together

what happens when you and aaron are arguing and he compares you to haley, and worse, brings up an annulment?

my boy only breaks his favourite toys

based on the song by taylor swift

fresh out the slammer

based on the song by taylor swift

jealous?

you were to supposed keep you relationship a secret, what happens when a certain doctor develops a crush on you?

guilty as sin?

based on the song by taylor swift

no promises

aaron has to save you from an unsub before it's too late.

safe

you are a victim of an unsub and aaron finally has to tell the team something.

office couch

you and aaron spend some time on his office couch… (18+)

nervous night

aaron is there for you when a night with your sister turns sour.

opening night

aaron misses your opening night, he forgot all about it.

insomniac

how aaron helps with your insomnia episodes.

a great start

how you and aaron end up together after a hostage situation

pinky promises

how you and aaron worry jack, and how aaron finds something out almost 20 years later.

who did this to you?

aaron gets quite the surprise after a mission

telling him

jack can't go to school, so you swoop in and become aaron's hero, he asks two pretty important questions.

drunk confession and the morning after

aaron admits some very cute things when he's drunk.

aaron's admissions last night ended in a proposal in the car. not exactly romantic, but oh well

always

sharing a hotel room forces feelings to the surface.

clingy

aaron acts quite differently with his wife around, which causes eyebrowns to raise and feelings to start getting hurt.

the picture

a late night issue turns into something very nice when your boss that supposedly hates you decides to come clean.

birthday fights & other lies

aaron forgot your birthday which spirals into something much deeper.

cookies

you're the cute barista he sees everyday.

shocker

you have some news for your husband.

insecurity

aaron starts to overthink and doesn't realise how it's impacting the relationship.

safe

aaron had to make sure you're safe, can he get to you in time?

birthday break

aaron almost misses your birthday

protective

aaron (literally) fights for you

believe me aaron is there for you during a particularly difficult case. (18+)

videos and violence an unsub capturing you makes for a pretty interesting love confession

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spencer reid

thank god for dr. spencer reid

spencer saves you from your shitty family

i don't even know you anymore (part 2) i don't even know you anymore

your breakup with a cheating spencer and the aftermath with hotch

you were right

your husband accepts an invitation on your behalf

in sickness and in health

spencer is there for you when your sick, even with the germs

i’d say yes

is spencer asking you out? you'd say yes.

the tortured poets department

based on the song by taylor swift

stalker

spencer's there for you when the unsub is your hometown stalker, who's still obbessed with you

spencer x gender neutral model!reader

headcanons with spencer and a model reader :)

weird facts

you finally meet spencer's friends/team, only thing is, they don't know you exist.

relief

when spencer can't get to you in time, waking up leads to the team finding out about a few things. Like, you're married. And something else...

mutism

how you and spencer met, the first time spencer heard you speak, and a look into your life together

transfer

how your sudden transfer forces certain feelings to the surface

i wanna kiss you on the mouth

both of you are completely unaware of your feelings, but you speak too loudly and your feelings are confessed.

who’s afraid of little old me?

based on the song by taylor swift

saving you

spencer has to save you before it’s too late

hair tie

spencer's hair is getting too long

the fifth kiss

lila archer gets in the way of you and spencer.

you make me happy

spencer acts quite differently around you and it shocks the team

all alone

spencer doesn't want to get hurt, too bad it hurts you in the process

the joys of a workplace relationship

a new addition to the team causes some very strange conversations to be had- and a very embarrassing moment for both spencer, and you.

confession

spencer's birthday was supposed to be fun for him and his girlfriend, what happens when his mentor (his girlfriends father) shows up at his door?

picking

spencer notices one of your issues, and is determined to fix it.

broadway baby

a secret gets out

revealed

derek tricks you both, uh oh

don’t dwell

you and spencer reconcile after a bad case

controlled turns out spencer doesn't hate you...

under pressure endings are bittersweet...

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derek morgan

friendly fire

you and derek don't get along very well

high maintenance

you're told your high maintenance, you set out to prove it's not true, it goes badly.

my girl

derek is there to wash your insecurities away (tall reader x derek morgan)

take down

you take down an unsub threatening your husband, derek morgan

labour

derek has to do something when you're three days past your due date (18+)

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series

pride: you, a bau team member are faced with quite the choice when both aaron hotchner and spencer reid are interested in you, but what will happen when a family emergency calls them into action? And which will you choose?

part 1, (in progress)

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birthday blues: spencer, your boyfriend makes a choice that cuases something in your relationship to break. can he even fix it?

part one part two(in progress)

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regrets: spencer, your fiancè comes home from prison and an amalgamation of your grief and his causes the collapse of your relationship. Fast forward five years and the question still stands, can he fix it?

part one | part two (in progress)

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insomniac au: your life with aaron and jack, working with your insomnia

insomniac

treatment plan (part 1) treatment plan (part 2)

aaron oversteps and it starts a fight.

[rosiemari]

౨𝜚 —-– · “D★LLHOUSE”

✧₊⁺ Blythe doll reader who's unsettling ! ♥

౨ৎ Dear diary: Hi, first post here, kinda nervous../hj i hope this is good enough to not make a fool out of myself and to gain at least 5 followers :3 ౨ৎ

𝜗𝜚 Trigger warnings: None other than reader tormenting Jax (im projecting my hatred for him)

⋆. 𐙚 Type: Fluff, Romantic/platonic, headcanons. This contains Jax, Gangle and Ragatha.

˚୨୧⋆.˚ Song of the day: Valley of the dolls — Marina.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Jax

✧₊⁺ He didn't give a shit when it came to how you looked like at first. He just thought that out of them all, you were the luckiest. After all, you looked like a doll! A very well put together one not to mention. Not some weird looking mess like zooble.

✧₊⁺ Although after some time, he came to internally admit you were... unpleasant, to say the least. But it's Jax we're talking about, he didn't give up on tormenting you just because of some weird looking void pupils.

✧₊⁺ At first, he decided to stick verbally mocking you, calling you pet names such as "Doll face" "Dolly" "Eyes of the dead". Which didn't gain much attention from your side and that's such a bummer to him.

✧₊⁺ So the day he actually messed with you for the first time was the last day of him being courageous near you. He absolutely regrets it.

✧₊⁺ He had the brilliant idea of stepping on a piece of your delicately fabricated skirt to make you trip and possibly hurt yourself. Even ripping a part of it.

✧₊⁺ let's just say you were NOT happy.

✧₊⁺ He remembers to this day the way you looked at him like you were a soul eater, he felt his sins crawl through his back.

✧₊⁺ The tables have turned from that moment on, every day he's the one being tormented now, by you, and you don't even have to do much to scare him, just stare at him for more than 5 seconds and he's out the door.

✧₊⁺ You not only defy the laws of logic itself, you defy HIS laws of logic, you, somehow, got ahold of the dorm keys he used to spook everyone and Jax couldn't be more bothered since.

✧₊⁺ He used to leave a whole ass table infront of his dorm room to keep you away until you said: "a mere table won't save you". Now leaves a whole closet.

✧₊⁺ Congratudolonces? You're now the hero and scariest person of the circus.

𝜗𝜚 Gangle

✧₊⁺ Thank you for your service.

✧₊⁺ While being scared of you she's very much grateful for you torturing Jax in the same way he did with her. She tries to show her gratitude through silent and not-so-secret acts.

✧₊⁺ Like leaving a drawing or two at your doorstep, you know its from her but you decide not to demonstrate you do know to respect her peace.

✧₊⁺ Gangle likes the way you look too, she admires how dainty and perfectly constructed you are, even though your artificial gaze can spook her from time to time but she knows you're not a particular menace when you're unprovoked.

✧₊⁺ By the time it passes, her fear towards you wavers and shes way more comfortable near you, even sitting in silence with you is a good moment to her now. Even if you look a little dead inside.

✧₊⁺ Overall, she likes you in her own little way.

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Ragatha

✧₊⁺ She's mostly confused.

✧₊⁺ Ragatha is kinda appealed for the fact you manage to keep Jax at bay, but still worries you'll rip the """"""poor""""" bunny while he sleeps. Even though he leaves his whole room in front of his door she knows you're very much capable of getting in anyway.

✧₊⁺ Either way, she tries her best to not end up like Jax, always keeping her positive facade extra nice with you, even though you have no intention to even scare her.

✧₊⁺ Although you like to mess around with her sometimes, you find it amusing how she can't ever trust you even if you explicitly display you have no interest in hurting her.

✧₊⁺ Ragatha tries her best to swallow her fear and always have an open space for you in whatever adventure or place you guys are, as we know she's not keen in being a jerk in anyway.

✧₊⁺ But she's kinda bummed and excited for having another doll like character in the circus with her, although you look a bit better than her in her head, making her a bit self-conscious.

✧₊⁺ Nonetheless, she tries to lend a helping hand, even if she fears you'll swallow it whole.

[marcyvamp1re-blog]

We need a part two of the harley quinn mother headcanons!

SUGAR & SPICE!

pairings ⸺ Mother! Harley Quinn x Teen! Reader.

(PLATONIC FIC)

¿Request? Yes!

This is a Headcanon!

sinopsis ⸺ Every mother reaches the moment when she sees her chick starting to become independent from the nest. Harley loved you from the moment she found you in that abandoned alley, and now she finds it hard to accept that you are drifting away.

If she knew why you were leaving her behind, she would probably be thinking about putting Robin in the oven.

warnings ⸺ Fluff and Angst, Platonic Cuddling, ¿OOC Harley? Idk, Disturbing Content, Street Fights, Violence, Trauma.

A/N ── Honestly, I didn't plan on making a continuation of that headcanon, but since you asked (and your requests are sacred to me), here it is! Shoutout to @animequeen4 for the inspiration too!

Pt.3

When you grow up as the child of one of the most notorious supervillains in Gotham, things get a bit complicated. Harley knew this since you entered school, and especially since she separated from the Joker. She had prepared for everything: to protect you from clowns, snakes, and even snakes disguised as clowns. But what she didn't see coming, what truly drove her crazy, was the biggest challenge of all: your adolescence.

Harley noticed it almost immediately. At first, it was small things. Like how you no longer wanted to listen to the music she played at full volume in the lair. Instead, you started listening to your own songs, the ones she described as "unbearable noise." Then came the decoration of your room, which went from posters of heroes and villains to something "weird," according to Harley. “Since when do you like bats so much?” she would say with an eyebrow raised. But what broke her heart the most was when you stopped letting her dress you. She got frustrated every time she tried to put something on you that she thought looked great, and you would just say, "No, mom, I don't like that anymore."

But the worst, the worst of all, was when you entered high school. You made friends. Friends whose names Harley didn't even know. Horrible! For someone like her, who was used to knowing all the details of your life, that was the worst that could happen. And on top of that, you no longer asked for permission to do things! The worst part was that she had raised you "well" (according to her criteria), so she didn't understand how you ended up at the police station several times for vandalism and disturbances.

"I raised you better than this!" she would shout, completely indignant, while signing the papers to get you out of another detention. Inside, she knew you were going through that rebellious phase, but that didn't make it any easier to cope.

One day, Harley stood at the door of your room, frustrated because you didn't even ask her for help with your math problems anymore. She stared at you, her hands on her hips, and exclaimed, “Look, little birdie, I get you! I know you're growing up and all that, but can you please stop doing it so fast? You're slipping through my fingers!”

It was a mix of desperation and tenderness. Harley wasn't ready to see you grow up. She knew you were becoming more independent, but in her heart, you would always be her little one. And even though she got frustrated with all these changes, with every new friend or every time you snuck out to go to a party, deep down she just wanted to make sure you were okay.

Puberty was a roller coaster, and Harley was starting to realize that nothing in her villain life had prepared her to deal with it. The first thing she noticed was that you no longer wanted to go out with her for taco Fridays with the girls. Those days when they went shopping, wore neon clothes, and had laughs while window shopping stopped being your thing. Harley watched you from the doorframe, taco in hand, saying, “What happened to my buddy? Where's the kid who loved to eat until stuffed full of carnitas?”

Sometimes, Harley tried not to take it to heart, but it was hard. She crumbled a little every time you locked yourself in your room instead of watching her roll around on the sofas with the Birds of Prey or with the Sirens, planning their next crazy scheme. It was then that she realized she needed help. So, as a good mother (or as close as she could get), she turned to the only person who could understand her frustration... Catwoman.

But the chat with Selina wasn’t exactly helpful. “Harley, sweetheart, I don’t mix with kids. I don’t know what you want me to tell you, mine has four legs and purrs,” Selina said, taking a sip of her martini while checking out a new leather whip. It was a "thanks, but no thanks," and Harley left with more questions than answers.

Next stop: Ivy. Harley had high hopes that Ivy, with her serenity and green wisdom, would give her the key to understanding you better. But Ivy just shrugged and said, “Plants grow, Harley. Just like kids. You can't stop the natural process.” Harley frowned. “And what do I do when they doesn’t want to tell me who he's with all day?” Ivy, very zen, replied, “You could always... spy ” It wasn't exactly the help she was looking for.

After exhausting her resources with the girls, Harley did the unthinkable: she turned to Batman. Yes, Batman! In a conversation that turned out to be as awkward as it was effective, the Dark Knight explained to her what he had learned from raising his multiple Robins: “It's part of growing up. You just have to be there, but give them space. You can't control everything.”

Harley, of course, took it with her usual dramatism: “Give them space!? But they doesn’t even want to go for tacos anymore!?” It was as if the world had turned upside down.

Meanwhile, at school, things weren’t going smoothly either. Your new “friends” were... questionable. People that Harley, if she had known, would have kicked out. But, for your luck (or misfortune), those friends didn’t last long. In the end, the problems they brought with them distanced you from them, and unexpectedly, you found yourself spending more time with Damian again. Harley, of course, had no idea about this. To her, Damian was just the rude boy you sometimes talked to.

There was always something about him that intrigued you, and despite his constant grumbling and "I don't care" attitude, you managed to see beyond that. Between talks about anything (and often about nothing), Damian became someone important to you. Harley had no idea about this mini romance, because if she did, she would probably already be plotting a plan to scare the Wayne boy. “If you think he’s cute, go for it,” she had once said with a mischievous wink. And although she didn't think you would take it seriously, here you were, emotionally entangled with Batman’s son, even though at that time you didn't know he was Batman's son.

It all started with an idea that, in retrospect, wasn’t the best: throwing paint cans at Robin. In your defense, it sounded like a funny prank at the moment. What you didn't calculate was that Robin, being Damian Wayne, wasn’t exactly easy to evade. You ran as if your life depended on it, covering almost twenty kilometers, and the most frustrating part was that he wasn’t even sweating. Every time you turned to see if you had lost him, there he was, impeccable, with that unfriendly look and his expression of "When I catch you, say goodbye to your legs."

When he finally threw you to the ground, ready to give you the lesson of your life, you looked at him more closely. That perfectly styled hair, that look of a thousand deaths, and the sarcasm in every phrase... "Damian?!" you shouted, more out of disbelief than fear. Because, of course, it turns out your boyfriend wasn’t just a rude jerk, but also the damn Robin. The pieces finally fell into place, and you didn’t know whether to laugh or feel betrayed. In the end, you did both.

"What the hell were you thinking?" he reprimanded you with that authoritative voice he usually reserved for criminals and his family. "Throwing paint? Seriously?"

The funny thing is that, even though you were completely exhausted from the chase, your brain didn’t stop working. So instead of apologizing like a normal person, you shrugged and said, "At least it wasn't green paint. That would have been offensive." He didn’t find it so funny.

From that moment on, the romantic dates became something much more... practical. Damian decided that if you were going to get into trouble, at least you should know how to defend yourself, so starry night strolls turned into intense self-defense training sessions. "Nothing says 'I love you' like a well-placed punch," you thought every time Damian corrected your stance. And although at first you considered it the least romantic of gestures, there was something sweet about how he insisted on keeping you safe.

Of course, these "dates" weren’t just training. Eventually, you met Jon Kent, the super-sweet boy who contrasted so much with Damian's serious personality. The trio you formed was a disaster waiting to happen, yet somehow it worked. Between secret missions, night escapades, and 'lots of fun,' the three of you became inseparable. But it was all super secret, because if Batman found out, well, the reprimand wouldn’t be exactly gentle. And Harley... well, don’t even think about what Harley would say if she found out.

But Harley, being Harley, didn’t take long to notice the changes. For her, it was alarming to see how her kid, her little birdie, was starting to come home late through the window, with two colors in his hair that reminded her a bit of her own lifestyle, and some bruises that you, of course, tried to hide. "Did you fall down the stairs again? Seriously?" she would ask skeptically while helping you tend to your wounds.

Her biggest fear wasn’t that you would get into minor trouble, but that he would have come back. Harley began to suspect that the Joker had found you, and that kept her in a constant state of alert. She watched you more closely, trying not to show it, but it was obvious. Nights with Damian always seemed to fly by. Between training, talks, and that connection you both shared, the hours slipped away without either of you noticing. That was how it happened that one particular night, after a long and exhausting session, he decided to walk you home. Not that you needed it, you were perfectly capable of getting home on your own (or so you said), but Damian liked to make sure you got home safely. Plus, it was an excuse to spend more time together.

It was already four in the morning, and you were ready to say goodbye with a kiss when suddenly, three giant hyenas sprang out from under your bed, and Harley, in full ninja mode, dropped from the ceiling with a baseball bat in hand. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!"

You had to close the window, leaving Damian outside, to prevent your mom and the hyenas from getting to the "mom, chill," you tried to calm her, putting yourself between them. "It's not what it looks like."

"Oh no! It looks like you're turning into a mini-Harley with a boyfriend and everything, and I'm not going to sit back and watch how they break your heart like that stupid clown broke mine!"

But you managed to slow her down, and with Harley calmed down (more or less), the tension of the moment seemed to dissolve, but she didn’t stop there. The next morning, she showed up at the Batcave (Only God knows how she found the Batcave), furious, and ready to confront Batman for allowing his son to "seduce" her little birdie. "What kind of father lets his son stay out late with my kid?! This is unacceptable!"

Bruce, who was busy with his screens, barely looked up. He listened to Harley’s furious monologue while maintaining his typical calm posture, nodding from time to time. When Harley finished, he just raised his thumb calmly, as if giving his approval. "Damian has good taste," was all he said.

"That doesn’t help me, Bats!" Harley exclaimed, frustrated. But Bruce, in his minimalist style, simply added, "You... should spend more time with your kid, Harley. Don’t worry so much. And if you need help, just let me know."

Harley was left speechless. It wasn’t the response she expected, but deep down, she knew Batman was right. She sighed and, resigned, left without more than a warning for Bruce: "Just because you told me that doesn’t mean I won’t hit you with my bat if things go wrong."

But the truth is that as Harley made her way home, she reflected a little. You were growing up, and although she didn’t like it, it was part of life. You couldn’t be her little one forever, and while the fear of losing you was always present, she knew she had to trust you. After all, she had raised you well (in her own way), and now she could only let you fly a little, like that little bird she often mentioned.

Back at home, she found you lying on the couch, still with some paint in your hair from the prank on Damian. Harley watched you for a while, noticing how much you had grown. Not just in height, but in attitude. The way you had started to move through the world, making your own decisions, forming relationships outside the little universe she had built for you. And that, even though she sometimes denied it, hurt her a little. She sat on the edge of the couch, sighing as she stroked your messy hair.

Harley noticed it before anyone. First, you stopped getting excited about taco Fridays with the girls or going out to dye your hair neon. Then, it was the uncomfortable silence when you no longer sought her advice for anything. You had become more independent, but Harley only saw you drifting away.

Harley sighed and looked at you with a mix of nostalgia and worry. “You’re growing up... and even though I hate it, I know I can’t stop it. I just want you to know that you will always be my little birdie. No matter how big you get, you will always have a place with me.”

You stayed silent, noticing how difficult it was for her to say it. Harley had been many things, but she had never stopped being your mother. You smiled at her and nodded, feeling a familiar warmth in your chest. "I love you too, mom. I promise I’m not drifting away, I’m just... growing."

Harley gave you a tight hug, and in that moment, you knew that even though everything might change, you would always find that common ground, whether it was stealing marshmallows or just sharing a night under the stars. "Puberty sucks," Harley joked, and for the first time in a long time, you both laughed together.

As the hug lingered, you felt how the outside world faded away, leaving only Harley and you in a bubble of safety and love. "I’ll be here, always ready for you, even if sometimes I’m a little... crazy,” she replied with a soft laugh. “But you know that’s what makes everything more fun, right?”

You nodded, and inside, the worry you had felt about drifting away from her faded. There was comfort in knowing that even though the road ahead might be complicated and full of challenges, you had a beacon lighting your way. A mother who, with her craziness and unconditional love, would always guide you home.

"Let’s promise to do more things together, then," you said with determination. "No matter if it’s stealing candy or painting our nails bright colors. There will always be time for that."

"Deal," said Harley, raising her pinky as if sealing a pact. You smiled and linked it with yours. The connection you shared was stronger than any challenge you could face.

"And when it’s time to face the world, I’ll be your ally," she added, a spark of determination shining in her eyes. "Because we will be a team, always."

After that, everything changed, but for the better. Learning to divide your time between everything you loved wasn’t easy, but you knew you would succeed. After all, you had the strongest support: that of your strange yet endearing family, that of your partner, and above all, that of the best mother you could have ever dreamed of.

A/N ─── Thank you so much for reading! If you'd like to request anything, don't hesitate to ask. I read all of your comments and questions!

Take a Bath!

[uneasedregrets]

Here's a thought: Zelda insists on raising Link to the peerage and it goes poorly. Other nobles get uppity, Link doesn't know the first thing about noble etiquette, and he has to learn about taxes and how much his barony/dukedom has to send to the crown. A bad time all around, and probably drives more of a divide between Link and Zelda. To Zelda it probably makes sense: he saved the kingdom, he should be part of its privileged class. To Link it's the furthest from his carefree childhood as you could get. He protests, but Zelda says it'll be fine and her father is appreciative of him exposing a coup. A small land and title is a just reward for preventing another civil war and restoring peace to the races of Hyrule...

Of course this is assuming that Hyrule is the medieval feudal society it looks like it is. I don't know where I'd put this barony/dukedom, as my headcanon version of Hyrule is Bigger™️ than what we see in the game; possibly bigger than in BotW / TotK. If I had to say, the "Hyrule" we're familiar with is possibly just a barony, with the proper Kingdom of Hyrule being much bigger, with many provinces/dukedoms/baronies/whatever you wanna call them surrounding it. Maybe make it similar in size to France? (The Kingdom of Hyrule is probably a continental power, given that it doesn't seem to be surrounded by water...) To loop this back to my Link, it's more than likely that Zelda's intention was for him to take stewardship of a nearby province so the two could stay close, but the nobles pushed Link to a poor province on the outskirts of Hyrulean borders. It's possible that Link still gets leniency when it comes to taxes and levies, but I'd like to think this hypothetical territory produces fine soldiers who wear green but don't know why by the time period of BotW/TotK.

[mika-thexd]

GAHHH HAHAKSHALABS SORRY SORRY this is going to be a long one but the request you fulfilled for me was PERFECT. AMAZING. HOW DOES ONE DO THIS

I’ve been thinking about making my own band AU for the longest times but unfortunately never got around to it💔🥀 Your AU is so so so good though I’m like obsessed pls I’m eating it

If it’s cool with you, what instruments would the survivors band play? I personally thought Elliot would be a singer but you putting him on the guitar lowkey made me think of that one confirmed fact that was deleted in the forsaken discord server a while back confirming Elliot would be peak at guitar hero so like it makes sense a little bit shrugs

A/n: FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKIN ASKED ME THAT 💔😔🙏 I was actually gonna write one but when I saw your request in my inbox I was just like "YASSSS" 🤑🔥 I'm lowkey stalling my other requests (there's so many 😭 I thought I was just gonna have 2 or 4) but this is so easy to write

Electric Guitarist! Elliot

I actually never knew that the forsaken developers actually confirmed Elliot would be a PEAK guitarist and I was lowkey shocked cause THAT WAS JUST A HEADCANON??

So he actually got electric guitar lessons when he was 11 years old but never told his band members about it until they asked him to join them

Singer! Reader actually knows and keeps asking him to teach them how to play guitar and he got tired of them asking again and again that he just gave up and taught them.

HE WAS ACTUALLY GONNA BE A SINGER like they legit thought that he was gonna be a singer because his singing voice is so???? Like??? But then Shedletsky was like "no" and placed him as a electric guitarist because he was the only one that was good enough to solo the entire k11l3rs

He's actually so good at the electric guitar like yk that one part of the I don't wanna be me part of type O Negative song? The electric guitar part? Yeah he can solo that shi 3 times and he wouldn't even break a sweat

Because of that he's THE most simped member of their band, a lot of thirst edits of him that he's lowkey kinda scared of his fans 😥

And those comments under those edits??? Oh lawd he cannot open the comment section anymore because he's traumatized 😔✋saying shit like: "ELLIOT PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR ELECTRIC GUITAR" (and that's the most tame comment)

He also taught chance how to play the electric guitar cause he's yk a rhythm guitarist 🧍‍♀️ he gave up because he's so hard to teach 💔 and his patience is hanging by a thread

There are approximately 4 songs where he's a back up vocalist and fans EAT IT UPPP (lowkey me too JUST ONE CHANCE ELLIOT 🙏🙏)

IT'S NOW CANON THAT CHANCE AND SHEDLETSKY ARE JEALOUS OF HOW MUCH ELLIOT GETS ATTENTION

He has slim but calloused hands and has rings PROVE WRONG like lowkey he can CHOKE ME WITH- *gets slapped from the horny police*

Has participated in talent competitions and ALWAYS gets a place whether it'd be third or first

Decorates his guitar with anything retro he finds, now his guitar is like a journal of some kind because of how much stickers that thing has.

Drummer! Noob

Them being put on drums surprised everyone, like that sweet joyful thing is put on the instrument that is notorious for being loud and chaotic??

Until they see them performing, they become a new person when they do, their fans are so surprised but at the same time they want to see more of noob

On rare times when they're angry, they play their drums with full on rage that surprised everyone. One time shedletsky walked in on them raging, he literally had to double take and wipe his eyes because it was that unbelievable

Sang Usseewa till their vocal cords were hanging on that they had to stop talking for 3 days. People then teased them that they were becoming taph 2.0

Spray painted their drums to match their scene aesthetic YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHER WISE

They're a fan favorite, so every meet and greet they always had their line filled, and they had to sign so many things that their hands cramped

They're the youngest in the band and get teased often because of that, but they're also the most spoiled (both in the band and the fans)

Is REALLY possessive of their drums I'm not joking, there's a reason why the other band members explicitly say not to touch their drums (when someone didn't listen they almost got their fingers chopped off)

Is growing their hair out, their hair is currently at shoulder length, they also DIY dyed their hair into those Pinterest racoon hair styles

Their rival band doesn't really hate Noob, they just don't care about them/don't find any motivations to hate them

They're actually the most approachable band member, unless you mess with them then expect a drum stick to be thrown at you

People often joke that even though they're really nice they can also be the scariest individual when they're angry

People don't make thirst edits about them because they honestly thought that they were a minor because of their baby face, no one really confirmed if they were a minor or not so they just left them alone in the TYRANT of thirst edits that get released

They don't have a deep voice, between the band members, only they can reach a high note

Rhythm guitarist! Chance

Can play the guitar, electric guitar, bass guitar, and ukelele, which is surprising considering his FRIED attention span but it's probably because he got trained since 5 years old

Their parents paid for ukelele practices but ever since that they were a pro of it he started to ask for more, so naturally, their rich ass parents said 'okay' and now he's a multi instrumentalist

They mainly harmonize with Elliot cause they both understand eachother more that they have this secret telepathy

He ADORES his fans so much, every art, edits, and written works about him automatically gets their praise cause they lowkey love the attention so much?? It's also the reason why he joined the band in the first place

He watches their own thirst edit on loop PROVE ME WRONG I DARE YOU

also when a beautiful, pretty, ETHEREAL looking person is a fan of him and then meets them in person he lowkey fangirls

His guitar is also custom made by his parents, his guitar costs literally thousands of robux, no one literally dares to touch that because of the fear of damaging that expensive ass

They got the potential to be as good as Elliot but they're lazy as hell and his attention span is an eight year old on brain rot steriods

If there was a competition on who's got the most thirst edits he and Shedletsky would either have a tie or one of them wins by a hair, between all of the members they both have the most edits (although I'd argue that shedletsky would have the most edits)

They're the messiest in the band, literally can't clean for himself because they either have maids working for him, or never been taught how to clean, so the band made it a mission to teach him how to do basic cleaning so that he'll survive in the real world (which is lowkey kinda sad but hey that's an average rich kid behavior)

Lowkey kinda fruity to the other band members?? Especially to Elliot, Shedletsky, and guest just for shits and giggles

He has a gun that is lowkey on its last breath but REFUSES to change it because it's got your stickers on it (you bedazzled it while he was sleeping and when he found out they ignored you for the whole day)

Probably smashed a couple of guitars while practicing because of rage quit, his patience is literally so thin I can't 😭

Calls his fans "my lucky charms"

Rhythm guitarist! 007n7

He's not well liked by the band (mainly by Elliot and noob and maybe builderman??) Because of his pranks that he used to do back when c00lkid wasn't born yet

Also because he taught c00lkid some of the pranks he did to Elliot

He's really good at bass and the guitar, and because of that shedletsky asked him to join the band, he agreed cause he doesn't have anything else to do

Is changing his ways cause he lowkey feels bad for Elliot, so he tries to make up with all the pranks

Is more inclined to harmonize with Dussekar because he's lowkey chill and he likes chill guys, although when he's REQUIRED to harmonize with Elliot then he'd cautiously would but would be more careful with his mistakes cause he doesn't want to upset Elliot

He convinced c00lkid not to join the opposite band because of their bad influence that they're going to/about to inflict on him and as the overprotective brother that he is he doesn't allow that

Yes, c00lkid and 007n7 are siblings in this Au because I CANNOT handle the angst that comes with them AND I REFUSE TO MAKE THEM SUFFER ANY LONGER 😔✋

His fans are the most chill among all the other fans, lowkey his fans are either the most chillest and welcoming OR their the most freakiest gooner, there's no in between

Doesn't customize his guitar, although there's stickers on it because of his little cousin pr3typriincess and sometimes bluudud with his brainrot stickers

Prefers to be away from the spotlight and just harmonize in the dark, unlike chance that keeps hogging the spotlight like he's a lead guitarist lol

His fans know about his little brother and little cousins and makes FUCK TONS of fanarts about all of them, it's actually so wholesome cause majority of the fanarts are just them being a family (MY SHAYLASSSSS)

Lowkey leans in more in bass guitar than the electric guitar cause he's not an expert in that instrument, he only plays it when he's required to do it, which most of the times not really

He's actually more musically intelligent than the average robloxian, so he helps builderman and shedletsky in making music

Has an unhealthy obsession of burgers and unrironically prefers burgers than pizzas

Knows random facts about random instruments

Keyboardist! Two time

They're lowkey unhinged but since they're SO GOOD at the keyboard that shedletsky had to ask them to join cause the other DIABOLICALLY good keyboardist was taken by the other band

They were taught how to play the keyboard and the piano at age 7 cause their parents were a die hard spawn worshiper

In this AU the spawn cult is a popular religion, and they're one of those unhinged follower that does EVERYTHING for the spawn and they also unrironically say "spread the greatness of spawn" whenever they share the religion

Used to date Azure but when he saw how destructive their behavior was he had to distance himself cause he almost got sacrificed

Their fans consist of: unhinged individuals, followers of spawn, or a classic mischaracterisezation monarch, their fans are on the problematic part of the fandom that EVERYBODY refuses to touch

They won multiple talent competitions cause they know how to play those complex songs that most pros don't even know how to play

Oh they KNOW that they have the more unhinged part of the fans but they don't care cause they're only there because they're only there because they want to see Azure and want to spread the "greatness of spawn"

Gets mischaracterised so bad that people now know the band because of it, it irratates them sm but they have other priorities lol

Also doesn't get thirst edits cause again, they're unhinged and people also assume that they're a minor because they have a baby face like noob and they never bothered to correct them

Their keyboard has a lot of spawn stickers on them, it's not even arranged aesthetically too, it's just plastered randomly

Lowkey HATES the rival band because they got to spend time with Azure

And yes they're those unhinged ex's that can't move on, that's why they still play those sad breakup songs

Made a song about Azure once

Is the 2nd youngest member of the band, but lowkey gets treated as a middle child because they're that unhinged

Lead singer! Shedletsky

He actually started the band because of a long and gruesome deep rooted hate for 1x1x1x1, lowkey got so obsessed with the hate that he sometimes breaks the facade of the "chill and nonchalant guy" (his words not mine)

Gets shipped with EVERY band member, like his fans lack social cues sometimes cause when he jokingly flirts with the band members they AUTOMATICALLY assume that they're dating

Had to shut down MULTIPLE dating allegations it's not even funny he's literally so fed up

He and 1x4 are siblings because AGAIN I CAN'T HANDLE ANGST (even though it's a doomed sibling trope lol)

Him and Chance's fans are United by yaoi and gooning, also has a reputation of having the most freakiest fan base, the media also loves him because of his easy going nature

Broke A LOT of hearts while in highschool, literally had the reputation of being untouchable, would lowkey pin you on the locker if he could

He also knows how to play the electric guitar but only played it for the clout and fame lol

At first, their band was supposed to be like Arctic Monkeys but after A LOT of screaming into the mic and mic drops later they switched to rock

He tattooed his arms like those intricate patterns that you see on Pinterest and majority of his clothes are black and would wear chockers

Him and Builderman are the most musically intelligent among the band members

Would lift weights while singing because it quote "builds character" while taking a picture of himself doing it and posting it at his Instagram (GOD I COULD DEVOUR THIS MAN)

He has a 'performing' mic and a 'personal' mic, the first one is a clean mic with a dark blue handle and the personal one is black painted with TONS of graffiti, also has those edgy ass keychains on it

Even though he loves to tease each of the members he actually loves his little messed up band and regrets not meeting them sooner

His phone looks like it's gotten to ten hurricanes because of how CRACKED the screen is, sometimes people wonder how it's still functional

Multi instrumentalist! Builderman

His fans either consist of middle aged people who have a shared passion for rock music, or young people who find comfort in his character and their songs

He knows how to play all the instruments but only on a beginner level, he's not a pro on it, but he's also not a rookie player

Is the parent of the group, he literally takes care of them, reminds them to drink their water, and calls them affectionate nicknames like "kid" or "little shit" (guess who's directed to shed and chance)

Wanted to pursue engineering but when he found his love for music he started to shift to it, although once in a while he gets a fleeting thought of perusing his dream

Has tattoos on his forearm because of a stupid bet he did, but he can't lie the tattoo is sick so at least it's easy in the eyes

Is also one of the musically intuned band member, he's also the main producer and organizer of the band

Cracks random dad jokes whenever there's a rare silence and everyone is FED UP about it literally can't take anymore of his jokes

His humor is shitty and you can't convince me otherwise

His fans are one of the tame ones since he's one of the underrated band members that are not well known until you get obsessed with the band members

He has eyebags as deep as the marriana trench because of insomnia but he covers it up with foundation (you were the one that taught him how to cover up his eyebags)

Lowkey kinda chubby because he can't really cook that well and relies on instant ramen

He's the only one that is allowed to touch everyone's instruments because he's really gentle about it, yes, even two time's possessive ass

Even though he has a fairly tame fanbase, he STILL gets thirst edits because he quote "looks like a man who can handle me" (it's DEFINITELY not me)

He's chill with the rival band because he didn't really do anything wrong to them, the rival band also doesn't mind him but dislikes him (because yk he's still a surv1v0rs)

Electric guitarist! Dussekar

They lowkey wanted to put him as a keyboardist but like two time is already good enough so they switched him to electric guitar

He's also not well known because he sometimes gets placed behind the spotlight but he doesn't really mind so it's just 🤷‍♀️ meh

Because he speaks in a Shakespeare language they sometimes ask him to make the lyrics of the song/ask him for ideas in the lyrics

The band was actually lacking an electric guitarist (as if Elliot wasn't enough) so they scouted one and they found him 'performing' in his backyard

They were naturally intrigued because he has a pumpkin head (it's actually just a mask that he made and has a personal attachment to it)

His fans are the most NICEST people in the world, like his fans get compared to Psyche's fans more often than not

He doesn't really get shipped with anyone EXCEPT for Taph and Psyche, since Taph actually loves his calm and laid back demeanor

Doesn't get thirst edits but every once and awhile he does, maybe twice a month? And it blows up FAST

Was a hardcore theatre kid and when you reference any of the musicals that he was obsessed with, you're IMMEDIATELY one of his friends (he doesn't really know any theatre fans because he's SURROUNDED by rock fans 😔)

Since he's a poet by extension his fans are also poets because they picked up his vocabulary

Is actually crazy underrated that he's on one of those "if you're a real fan then yk Dussekar's *insert random fact about him*" because he's THAT underrated

Has the potential to be famous but he doesn't want to cause it just brings in unwanted attention

Even with the bands fame his fans are only on the thousands (my poor baby 🤧 he deserves more 😭)

He's also one of the rival band's list of "we don't mind this individual but since they're a part of the surv1v0rs then we dislike them by affiliation"

Bass guitarist! Guest 1337

I want to start with the fact that Daisy is his girlfriend (but if you'd like him to be one of the love interests then they broke up on good terms)

And that Charlotte is his little sister and she sometimes decorates his bass guitar with sanrio stickers

Charlotte and c00lkid have a little brother and big sister dynamic, while pr3typriincess and her have a little sister and big sister dynamic, while bluudud is just dislike because he pranks her on a daily basis

007n7 and Guest sometimes organizes play dates for the four of them and it usually ends in chaos because all four of them are CHAOTIC when put together in the same room

Guest and 007n7 have a friendly relationship because they're childhood friends IDC WHAT Y'ALL SAY THIS IS MY AU

I headcanon that he sometimes teases and gets playful with the band members even though he looks like he's gonna crush you by his resting face ALONE

But it's just his resting face y'all 😞 he's actually really chill and playful

He works out and has a healthy diet because his dad used to work in the military so by extension he kind of trained him to have a diet and lift weights

He didn't start playing the bass guitar until he was like 15 years old because of academics

Yes, he literally had to speedrun on how to learn the bass guitar because 007n7 FORCED him to join the band

The k11l3rs absolutely hates him because he's overprotective over his band members (especially Elliot) and would sometimes WRECK them in arguments

Also gets A LOT of thirst edits AND ESPECIALLY fanarts because he's muscular (he's tired guys 😕 give him a breakkkkk)

Aside from the reader, the reason why the band is STILL performing (despite many MANY failures) is because of his stubborn nature of not giving up

Bass guitarist! Taph (saved the best for the last 😍)

(Omg where do i even START) He's one of the newest member of the band and doesn't really socialize that much except for builderman and Dussekar cause he's lowkey kind of scared of them (especially guest)

Has an obsession for tamogachi's and has ATLEAST 5 of them in his bedroom, and he memorizes all of their names because he's a good father

The band members was actually lacking a bass guitarist because guest was the only bass guitarist so they scouted for another one and they found him performing in a talent competition so they took him in

He has TONS of thirst edits because he "looks like a goth king" and they apparently love that?? (Me too guys me too 😞)

Since he's kind of one of the mysterious band members he's also not well known because he REFUSES to be in the spotlight (his social anxiety refuses to give him a break)

He mainly joined the band so that he could slowly get used to crowds but until now he's still scared of them, although he's a little more used to the crowd than before

His fans consists of: people who like underrated band members, and people who have social anxiety

When you get to know him he's actually really sassy and teases the HECK out of you, sometimes Psyche would wonder if that is really Taph because of how often he breaks character

Only his SUPER TRUSTED people get to take off his hood because he's actually super insecure about himself (NOOO MY SHALYA I LOVE YOYUUU 💝💝)

Sometimes him and 007n7 would engage in prank wars on April Fools and it would usually end in ties or n7 would be the winner

His bass guitar has tons of stickers because of you, but he wouldn't take them off because he's kind of possessive about it

Would literally fight if his guitar gets into a random person's hands because again, he LOVES his bass guitar and would rather commit a crime than have his guitar taken from him

His wardrobe consists of hoodies and cloaks there are NO t-shirts on sight, even if you search his room for it

He's naturally cold not like "oh your hands are kind of cold" the "HOLY SHIT YOUR HANDS ARE FUCKING COLD DUDE" kind of cold

He's a cat person because he thinks dogs are too loud and sociable and that is NOTHING like him

He has 3 cats at home and he named them over something stupid: like his calico cat is named "cookie Monster" while his white cat that is an ABSOLUTE menace is named "Mr fluff" while his black kitten is named "Socks" because the kitten loves eating socks sm

His Instagram is filled with car pictures that you might've assumed that he's one of those animal youtubers but NOPE he's actually from a well known band

Majority of his Instagram followers are cat lovers and only a small percentage of them are dog lovers

A/n: Taph literally has a lot more headcanons than them 😭 you could probably tell who's my favorite among them 💔 and to my anons that requested smth IM SO SORRY SCHOOL TOOK OVER MY LIFE AND MADE ME INTO A MINDLESS ZOMBIE 😭